Several months ago, my hairstylist talked me into an almost, double-layered bob that cuts just above the chin level. And I look like a young European! It has completely changed my personality. Fashion questions? Hit me with them. I am ready to tell you which infinity scarf goes with those ripped, faded, pre-creased skinny jeans. Going from the opera to the local diner? Let me set you up with silver bangles and bling-bling pumps.
Okay, I can't even fake it. Even with my fashionable hairdo, I am not your swag stylist. It is pure luck and a good day if I can figure out which tee-shirt won't make a mockery of my skirt of choice for the day.
In the words of some great philosopher, 'Know Thyself'. As I know that putting clothes together that my teenagers are not embarrassed by, is beyond my brain waves, I strive toward other talents. The talent that I yearn to have is to be a great, or at least an eighth of a grain of some of my favorite authors, writer.
If that ever proves to be un-doable, I feel a need to make a list of day jobs to be ready to fulfill. Hmmm. How about:
Writer's desks are notoriously messy. It makes us more creative. I am willing to come to your house, and decorate it in the Writer Mode. This includes at least two empty, dirty mugs, several notepads with halfway-started story ideas, three flung open thesaurus', and five dust collecting, figurines believed to radiate plot lines. For an extra charge, I will throw in a back scratcher and scalp massager.
For those lucky work-at-home types, I will choose the pets that will best interrupt your work. This could be anywhere from a cat that knows how to fling himself across your key board, to a chinchilla so cute you have to stop and watch it jump and do flips every fifteen minutes. I'll even bet I could train a dog to press her paw on the keyboard delete button and destroy the work you spent an entire morning on. Challenges in the work place keep us on our toes, and cause us to be better workers.
Are you an office worker? Every Friday, I will come to your work place and set all clocks in the building ten minutes ahead. You'll avoid rush hour traffic and be home sooner! This is a must have service that helps not only you, but co-workers as well. It can be your anonymous gift to the world.
Wow. Three great ideas. And here I was thinking that I was going to be stuck in the profession that gives me complete bliss, and serves as my creative outlet for the rest of my life. Whew. Thank goodness I can rest easy tonight. I can do anything I want.
When you are ready to hire me for my three new professions, please drop me a message on FaceBook. Of course, I am working on the the revisions of my latest Scout and Ellie book, so it might be a bit before I get back to you.
But when I do return your job request, let's do it by Skype. You just have to see my new 'do.
Have a great work day!
Creative Genius In Job Ideas